Mischicks Day Spa

There’s no gym at Mischicks, but there’s no shortage of ways to get active on the spa’s doorstep! In the warmer months, St Andrews Lakes is a playground of paddleboarding, kayaking, open-water swimming and Kent’s largest inflatable aqua park. Activities are chargeable, and are all run separately by the St Andrews Lakes team. 

Walkers are spoilt for choice. The ancient North Downs Way runs along the ridge above Halling and nearby Ranscombe Farm is a 560-acre nature reserve famous for its wild flowers. Visit in spring to find the woods around Halling carpeted with bluebells.

Fancy something more adventurous? Back at the lakes, you can whizz across the water on the zip wire or try your hand at climbing, archery or even axe throwing. And for those who prefer two wheels, cyclists can take on the challenging North Downs Way Riders’ Route.

Whether you’re toasting a bride-to-be or simply celebrating getting through the week, there’s always something to sip in the hot tub! Complimentary tea, coffee and water are served throughout every visit, and hot chocolate is included in many of the spa packages too. If you’d rather raise a glass, the spa holds its own alcohol licence, with prosecco, wine, cocktails and beer on offer alongside soft drinks. 

Afternoon tea is the star of the show, served on pretty vintage china for a proper old-fashioned treat. The menu changes with the seasons, but expect dainty finger sandwiches, sausage rolls, scones with jam and cream, fresh strawberries and an array of cakes. For birthdays and anniversaries, you can even add a celebration cake to make the occasion extra special.

The lakes have their own café and pizzeria, perfect for a bite before or after your spa visit. Venture a little further and the village of Halling has traditional pubs, while nearby Court Farm is home to a farm shop and craft brewery tap room. Historic Rochester is just a short drive away, with a high street packed with cosy cafés, tearooms and centuries-old pubs.

It sure does, and it’s served on pretty vintage china so you know you’re in for a proper traditional treat! The menu changes with the seasons, but expect finger sandwiches, sausage rolls, scones with jam and cream, fresh strawberries and an array of cakes. Let the team know about any dietary requirements when you book, and they’ll pass them on to the kitchen.

There are no rooms at the spa itself, but St Andrews Lakes has a lovely collection of lakeside lodges, including floating lodges with their own decking and private hot tubs, cosy log cabins and shepherd’s huts. These are run separately, so you’ll need to book them directly.

Unfortunately, the spa doesn’t currently have wheelchair access. If you have any accessibility questions, the friendly team will be happy to talk them through before you book.

Mischicks Day Spa is tucked away at St Andrews Lakes in Halling, Kent, just outside Rochester. Once a chalk quarry, the site is now a dazzling turquoise lake framed by towering white cliffs, and locals call it the ‘Blue Lake’ – one look explains why! The spa sits right at the foot of the cliffs, in a weathered timber cabin decked with eucalyptus garlands and fairy lights.

Loads! In the warmer months, St Andrews Lakes offers paddleboarding, open-water swimming, a zip wire, climbing, archery and even axe throwing. Walkers can follow the North Downs Way along the ridge above Halling for glimpses of the lake below, or explore the wildflower meadows of Ranscombe Farm. And historic Rochester is just down the road, with its Norman castle, ancient cathedral and Dickensian high street.

It is, and that’s what makes Mischicks so special. The hot tub, relaxation cabin and garden, together known as the Nest, are reserved exclusively for you and your group. The hot tub sits beneath a timber pergola with a woven willow roof, screened by leafy trees, so it’s shady in summer and sheltered in winter.

Absolutely. Complimentary tea, coffee and water are served throughout every visit, and the spa holds its own alcohol licence, with prosecco, wine, cocktails and beer on offer, plus soft drinks. Please note that food and drink can’t be brought onto the St Andrews Lakes site.

Mischicks are Million Dollar Facial specialists, and it’s one of their most popular treatments. Developed by a UK skincare brand, the signature facial is a 10-step treatment combining dermaplaning, skin needling and lymphatic drainage massage to leave skin smooth and glowing.

It’s perfect for them. Mischicks is a favourite for birthdays, hen dos and catch-ups, with groups of up to six welcome and room to stretch out in the spa garden and cosy cabin. With three treatment rooms, friends can enjoy treatments at the same time in separate rooms, and you can even add a celebration cake to your afternoon tea.

Definitely. Mischicks may have a playful name, but men are made just as welcome, with massages, facials and more on the menu.

Mischicks is designed with grown-up relaxation in mind, and massages are for over-18s only. But younger guests aren’t left out entirely. The spa welcomes visitors from age 8, and little ones can enjoy a mini manicure or pedicure. 

If you’re visiting with family, St Andrews Lakes has plenty to keep everyone busy in the warmer months, including watersports and Kent’s largest inflatable aqua park.

Sorry, four-legged friends will need to stay at home. But there are plenty of dog-friendly walks nearby on the North Downs Way, if you fancy a stroll with your pooch before or after your visit.

There’s no golf at Mischicks, but keen golfers won’t have to go far. Rochester & Cobham Park Golf Club is a short hop away and ranks among Kent’s finest parkland courses. The par-71 championship layout is known for its undulating greens and has even hosted Regional Qualifying for The Open. Visitors are welcome, so book a tee time, then head back to the Nest to soak away any post-round aches!